There’s many a trip

Other people get  publicity for their overseas trips, but my wife is disappointed about the low PR our last excursion generated. It’s all contained in her “My Trip” journal, some 180 piping-hot-prose pages of the devastating doings of two Antipodeans who never turned at single head in Piccadilly and weren’t even worth a horse’s snort …

The name of the game

Nobody has thought of offering an alternative Games site out in the old paddock by the schoolground where I won the obstacle race 50 summers ago. Sport, like everything else, has become so sophisticated: where is the egg-and-spoon race where one cracked more than a smile? The bags of fun in the sack race; the …

High on a low

It was described as a small, energetic low, moving to the north east. It suddenly appeared and surprised us all It surprised the slow, basking sea under the influence of that climatic layabout, the slow-moving high. It unshackled the sky. It fell like tears of contrition for the dry spell, it fell on parched shrubs …

Hers not to reason why

We are in a much-surveyed society. People are always trying to bring us down to ticks in a column; to put us among the percentages of affirmative or negative; to gallop us willy-nilly into some poll or other. Strangely, they have passed me by; I have been left unsurveyed, uninterrogated and no- body has asked …