Keep it from the kids

Not that I’m a man to cross my ‘fridges. But I have a complaint. In the big, promotional foodstuffs push nothing has brighter trappings, more flavours and names exotic enough for the Arabian Nights, than ice cream. But this is my complaint. The kids get there first. Children are harder on ice cream than the …

Dispensing with money

The mini-Budget has set me desperately thinking about money again and the fiscal fragility of our times. I don’t mind saying that some of us are not happy with this electronic, plastic credit-carded and coded world. Some of us take to it like a duck takes to water. But at least a duck can keep …

Springing into new attire

About this time of year I’m in a quandary concerning clothes. My clothes always in a quandary. Either they’re too loose or too tight according to my avoirdupoised excesses. I’m speaking about forsaking winter woollies, the clutch of winter singlet and venturing into the athletic attire which is the only athletic thing about me. Recently …