The yellow peril

Welcome to Chutney Junction. Draw yourself up a stewpan and we’ll boll you with raisins. For this [is an] apricot chutney, the golden tide from a tree of plenty. Spread it on your stomach and put yourself between a couple of slices of bread. This can be your scene, too. Oh the wild, dangerous kitchen …

Hello Earth this is…

The news that the US is closing a switchboard especially manned to communicate with possible intelligent beings in outer space, has come as a relief to the Martians, little. green men and certainly to me. I have enough trouble with earthly switch boards jammed with people in the outer suburbs without some garrulous interstellar gremlin …

Farewell to goodbyes

Have you noticed in this shrinking world how the art of the farewell has been knocked sideways? When leisurely liners called at Outer Harbor (and we may see one or two in this new year) I made a practice of ingratiating myself with all my friends or their friends who might be travelling. This entitled …