Plain Jane

SA will oppose the planned national biological control of the controversial weed, Salvation Jane , so I read. The weed helps fodder supplies in dry seasons and the apiarists have been stung into activity because it supports honey production. I’m glad in a way. I dislike biological warfare. Anyway, you can’t smoke Salvation Jane or …

An overhanging tale

Maybe it’s just a touch of the sun and we’ve had so much to touch us lately. But have you noticed how life turns full circle? When I was young I splashed in the shallows, a fair headed child with an abdominal overhang. Then I began to swim and disport myself beyond the breakers, a …

Sense of value

Inflation has now boosted the human body to $6.55 for its minerals and chemicals, so I read. Dr. H. Monson, of the Illinois College of Medicine says that 10 years ago, the human body was worth only 89c, but inflation may soon up the value to an ego-boosting $9. I ran my eye over my- …

Now for a real holiday

They have all gone back; the grandchildren. The poodle is recovering in her basket and the birds are coming back into the garden again One doesn’t find knickers in the bath or sharp plastic toys, one isn’t under siege for stories, one hasn’t had to answer such questions as “Why are you old?” “Will you …

New way to mind a seat

The news that a Japanese, Mr Yoshiro Nakamats, has invented a chair that will improve a person’s thinking is guaranteed to send people like me clean off their rockers. He claims that his chair emits infra-red rays and vibrations from a platform at its base and stimulates the brain. There is a general consensus that …